The Freshman Dorms Floor 3

The term Freshman certainly has it irony
Especially in Mackin Hall floor 3
The smell of puke sifts through the halls,
While singed popcorn, hair, and alcohol combine in a stenched symphony.

The carpet looms with history
of spilled beer and crack cocaine
It reeks of un- cleansed heads and filthy laundy.
Your stains are there on the floor as a reminder of your marked claim.
Oh Freshman students, you think your new freedom rules all
But really all your power is the stench you produce in that hall!